F-Bomb Count (to November 25th, 2022)
Billie‡2010-09-28: Fuck if I know!2010-12-27: THAT IS A DIRTY, RETARDED LITTLE FREAK WHO I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH OH MY GOD COLLEGE IS STUPID ENOUGH WITHOUT HIM FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR ME I'M GONNA S... HIS SCRAWNY LITTLE ...NECK!2010-12-31: Who the HELL does Ruth think she is, some kind of fuckin' SUPERVILLAIN?2011-07-06: OUR ROOMMATE AGREEMENT WILL REQUIRE THE USE OF FUCKIN' DOORS, DO YOU HEAR ME?2011-07-25: I NEEDED YOU TO SIGN OUR FUCKING ROOMMATE AGREEMENT.2011-11-23: Walky, everything's fuckin' CARTOONS with you.2012-02-02: Because I'm a SERIOUS journalist, I paid forty bucks for a real fuckin' PROFESSIONAL tape recorder.2012-03-28: Though if he didn't, I'd introduce him to this boy who wouldn't fuck me yesterday.2012-04-10: A motherfuckin' BYLINE.2012-04-26: It's not my fault my contacts broke right before move-in day, but those fuckin' cheerleaders JUDGED me!2012-04-27: Well, fuck you, I'm EARNING that story BACK!2012-07-10: For fuck's SAKE, Walky, do you NEVER want to snag Dorothy?2013-01-31: What the FUCK is our problem?2013-01-31: Everything's changed and it would be nice if you could help establish some FUCKING STABILITY.2013-02-04: FUCK OFF!2013-03-15: Fuckin' SURPRISE.2013-04-30: A buttload of FUCKIN' SNAPPLE.2013-06-06: Fuck it.2013-06-10: ... Yeah, so when the pot calls the kettle black, the kettle's still fuckin' BLACK.2013-07-08: FUCK no.2014-03-29: Ruth is finally leaving you the fuck alone.2014-06-23: Maybe at COLLEGE I'm a fuckin' useless NOBODY whose ONLY social victory in nearly a month is getting Walky with Dorothy.2014-06-24: I thought I'd have this place EATING OUT of my fucking HAND, but do you see ANYONE lining up at my door?2014-06-27: COAS 122 -- FUCK EVERYTHING AND THE HORSE IT CAME IN ON.2014-07-27: Okay, WHY are there fuckin' penises drawn on everywhere?2014-08-12: Oh my God, this is so AMAZING, you have NO FUCKIN' CLUE.2014-08-14: Yeah, well, I'm pretty fuckin' sure I DON'T.2014-08-27: No, FUCK THAT.2014-10-12: I may be kind of a fuckup with everything else... but this, right here, between us, I think I can actually do.2014-11-10: F-FUCK YOU.2015-05-16: That shit's gonna have NO alcohol and NO boys who'll fuck me.2015-06-20: I've been fuckin' generous!2015-07-02: That dude slipped a roofie into her motherfuckin' SIERRA MIST.2015-12-27: I'm a bull in a fucking china shop.2016-02-22: FUCK YOU for saying I'm abandoning you.2016-02-22: And FUCK YOU for knowing that neither of us really believes that and how difficult this is for both of us, yet saying it anyway.2016-03-06: I'm WORKING on it, you nosy fucking JACKASS.2016-06-22: For fuck's sake, keep it DOWN.2016-07-20: Carla, what the FUCKING FUCK?!2016-07-20: Carla, what the FUCKING FUCK?!2016-07-20: Sure, and I'm NOT FUCKING RUTH, so let's keep our respective stories STRAIGHT.2016-08-16: That wasn't fuckin' FUNNY, Carla.2016-10-30: She still could depend on her motherfucking SPITE.2016-11-01: Do you think I have fucks left to give?2016-11-16: You can't STOP me from seeing her, and I will cut through EVERY PERSON HERE like they're fucking CARDBOARD STANDEES, so you might as well take the EASY ROUTE and--2017-02-12: I think it's utterly fuckin' ridiculous that anyone's even ENTERTAINING the idea of some freshman for R.A.2017-03-21: And you leave her the FUCK alone, or I won't pull my punches next time.2017-04-01: Fuck off2017-05-22: Both meanings of "funk" derive from the Old French world "fungiere," which means "to smoke," you FUCKING DINGUS.2018-06-04: You fucked a student, sir.2018-06-06: Jesus fuck, who's going to show up next, my goddamned grandma?2018-06-18: Somebody fucked 'im for better grades.2018-09-25: Walky, the FUCK are you doing here in FOREST QUAD?2018-09-28: I've got a platitude: GET OFF MY BED, YOU FUCKING NERD.2019-06-10: My first interview question is DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING SUBTLE BONE IN YOUR ENTIRE BODY.2019-07-26: You stupid MOTHERFUCKER.2019-08-08: You know, this time you ALMOST fucking HAD me.2019-08-10: MOTHERFUCKER!2020-02-27: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!2020-12-22: And these leggings are wool, fuck you.2021-03-04: You're just fuckin' LONELY.2021-03-04: YOU get laid and off my case, SHE gets laid and calms the fuck down, and I get put on story beats again.2021-03-05: It'll fuck with your antidepressants.2021-07-20: This is fucking AMAZING!2021-07-24: The fucking BARTENDER?!2022-04-19: Can't we just fuck or something?2022-06-29: It's so GODDAMN FUCKING CONDESCENDING.2022-06-29: I miss you, or Hope you're doing okay, or You're finally becoming a BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BUTTERFLY or whatever.2022-07-10: I'm a LITERAL FUCKING FOOTBALL CHEERLEADER.2022-08-17: WHAT THE FUCK, DOROTHY, WHAT'D YOU FUCKING TELL HER?2022-08-17: WHAT THE FUCK, DOROTHY, WHAT'D YOU FUCKING TELL HER?2022-08-17: You shoulda fuckin' punched her in the fuckin' nose!2022-08-17: You shoulda fuckin' punched her in the fuckin' nose!2022-08-18: GODDAMMIT, Ruth, I'll fuckin' MURDER YOU.2022-11-01: So don't you fucking LIE to me about being HAPPY FOR ME.75
Sal2011-11-07: Oh, FUCK YOU!2013-10-20: You FUCKIN'--2013-10-20: It fuckin' STARTED the day we were BORN and you came out WHITER.2013-10-28: Own the FUCK out of it.2013-10-28: Motorcycles are for people who can say "fuck."2013-11-27: DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' SALLY TO YOU?2014-01-29: Just give me what I fuckin' want.2014-02-22: Don't you fuckin' DARE--.2014-02-22: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ... FUCK FUCK FUCK ...CK FUCK F... ...CK F... ...CK ...UCK ...FUCK F... ...CK ...CK FUCK FU... FUCK F... ...UCK F... ...UCK F... FUCK F... FU... FU... F... FUCK F...2014-02-22: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ... FUCK FUCK FUCK ...CK FUCK F... ...CK F... ...CK ...UCK ...FUCK F... ...CK ...CK FUCK FU... FUCK F... ...UCK F... ...UCK F... FUCK F... FU... FU... F... 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FUCK F...2014-09-27: Ah can fuckin' SKATE.2015-01-21: 'specially THAT girl, in case you've fuckin' FORGOTTEN, you idiot.2015-02-25: FUCK YOU.2015-08-21: Tell Billie she was right an' also "fuck you, wise ass."2016-07-20: Ah ain't fuckin' AMAZI-GIRL!2018-03-02: Fuck me, you still live here.2018-09-08: Fuckface.2018-11-17: YOU STABBED ME IN THE FUCKIN' HAND WHILE I WAS RESTRAINED.2019-05-03: Fuck off.2019-05-03: I SAID FUCK OFF!2020-01-27: Go have a fuckapalooza fer all Ah care.2021-07-02: First of all, fuck you forever.2021-07-14: FUCK OFF!2021-07-14: FUCK OFF!2021-07-18: NO, Ah'm not in fuckin' CHOIR!2021-09-09: Well fuck if Ah'm going to class if SHE ain't.2021-09-24: WHEN THE FUCK TIME did you have a chance to make fuckin' SANDWICHES?2021-09-24: WHEN THE FUCK TIME did you have a chance to make fuckin' SANDWICHES?2022-09-11: Ah've been a one-night stand, a fuckbuddy, a shameful secret...2022-10-02: Ah don't fuckin' know the real names of any HANSON songs!57
Amber2013-02-13: There's enough RAM slots in that fucker to power the PENTAGON.2013-03-21: Ethan, what the FLYING FUCK is going on here?2013-03-21: ... You're fuckin' coming OUTSIDE with me to EXPLAIN YOURSELF, jerkwad.2013-06-01: This is Batgirl written by motherfuckin' GAIL SIMONE.2013-08-18: I'm not ENOUGH like my mother, you fucking gorilla.2013-12-14: THE FUCK IT IS!2015-09-20: I'M GOING TO OPEN UP THIS FUCKING ROBOT NOW.2015-12-11: I gave you the SIMPLEST fucking instructions, you STUPID piece of--2016-10-19: SNORLAX, so shut the fuck up.2017-02-15: It's scary as FUCK to me that I might be corrupting the only good part of me I have.2017-03-09: Are you fucking JOKING with me?2017-03-09: Insofar that he'll fuck anyone, if only to piss somebody somewhere off.2017-03-09: Is he being nice to you so you want to fuck him?2017-07-24: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MOM.2017-11-10: Yeah, but for the PAST FEW DAYS I've been having TROUBLE fuckin' GIVING A SHIT.2017-12-23: Why do I even fucking wear this mask?!2017-12-24: Because we see each other around ALL THE FUCKING TIME!2018-02-07: What I think is I can't decide if your kink is super vanilla or the sickest fuckin' shit.2018-05-23: You two are fucking, aren't you.2018-09-11: Kinda thought maybe we'd do fuck-all but play video games until one of us has to go to class.2019-02-04: By now, who DOESN'T fucking know?2020-03-06: Well, FUCK, jumping his entirely clothed bones didn't clear my anxiety EITHER.2020-03-06: Because I'm fucking garbage.2021-12-22: Oh, fuck ALL the way off.2022-01-15: It's FUCKED UP and I'M fucked up, but I miss you, Mike.2022-01-15: It's FUCKED UP and I'M fucked up, but I miss you, Mike.2022-04-25: Hey, who shouted about fucking who?2022-08-29: And I saw how you interacted with Ruth, so I KNOW you're into people who're fucked up in the head.2022-08-29: Let me finish fucking BUILDING UP TO IT.2022-09-15: You're into HOT people who're fucked up in the head.2022-09-16: I'm just fucked up.2022-09-16: I'm a POTATO and I'm fucked up.2022-10-22: It's a fuckin' TRIPOD.33
Ruth2010-10-01: That is because I will FUCK YOU UP.2011-03-10: They know I run a TIGHT FUCKIN' SHIP up here.2014-03-27: He musta really set SOME crazy animal the fuck off.2014-07-21: Billie, we've already established you are a FUCKING LIAR, remember?2014-07-23: You're a FUCKIN' HERO.2014-10-14: The "not ever leaving" thing was never fucking LITERAL, you know?2014-11-10: FUCK YOU FIRST.2014-12-07: I have since this fuckin' AFTERNOON.2015-07-07: Don't fuckin' flatter yourself.2015-12-29: Putting together a motherfucking SCRAPBOOK?2016-01-20: Oh, I GUARANTEE you that was the calm before the motherfucking STORM.2016-02-08: It's a good thing our relationship is based in anger, because there's always more fucking KINDLING.2016-02-10: ... Fuckshit.2016-10-10: If I say that's a really fucking stupid thing to suggest, will you tell me I'm fired?2017-03-15: Once this is FINALLY FUCKING OVER WITH, I can begin the NEXT chapter in my life where I continue to fight my urge to stab every living person in the face.2017-04-27: ... ah, fuck.2017-05-26: Best I can, using the fucked brain I got, I'm going to do better.2017-07-11: Just let me lie here for one motherfucking second.2017-11-30: I just didn't want to miss seeing a fucked-up toe.2018-02-01: MOTHERFUCKING RED WINGS!2018-08-20: FUCK!2020-08-18: I'm NOT fuckin' SUPERSTITIOUS.2021-03-05: It fucked with my OLD anti-depressants.2021-05-27: Everything's mostly the same, but JUUUUST different ENOUGH to constantly make you think you're going fucking CRAZY.2021-05-27: You can't even buy a package of goddamned SMARTIES without thinking maybe you're in the motherfucking MATRIX.2021-05-31: I need to fuck a nice person.2021-06-02: An' they always think they're bein' fuckin' clever by saying Canada's got "Monopoly money!"2021-06-02: AN' WHO THE FUCK USES FAHRENHEIT?!2022-06-28: What the FUCKING HELL, you dislodged the STRIKE PLATE.2022-11-25: A DUMB FUCKING ASSUMPTION, I guess.30
Malaya2014-05-15: She's fuckin' TINY and there's FOUR of us.2015-06-12: The FUCK you ask me here for, if it's just to say that shit?2015-06-13: Hangin' out with DIPSHIT SALLY THE OVERRATED MOTORCYCLE BIMBO is such a fuckin' HONOR!2015-06-13: FUCK YOU!2015-06-14: I was fuckin' KICKIN' HER ASS.2016-04-18: ... Fuck if I know.2017-09-09: So she's the one you were fucking, right?2017-10-02: His name is FUCKFACE.2017-12-26: It's Fuckface's HEAT LAMP, jeez.2017-12-27: Fuckface is a SECRET pet.2018-03-02: Fuck me, it's still Tuesday.2018-03-25: God, Sal, I was just tryin' to be fuckin' friendly, okay?2018-03-26: He's a fuckin' LEGEND.2018-10-26: Hey, Fuckface.2018-10-26: And hey, fuckfaces.2018-10-26: Um, yeah, so Fuckface can step across to my head.2019-01-25: No, she's not even fuckin' HERE.2019-07-02: Can't even just come out an' say, "Hey, you're hot, let's fuck."2019-07-15: ... for FUCK'S SAKE, Sal, stop buyin' your OWN PRESS.2019-07-15: She loves you for who you've always fuckin' BEEN.2019-07-17: Jesus, Sal, for the last time I'm not gonna fuck you.2019-10-17: I'm so fuckin' WISE now.2020-03-19: Don't worry, buddy, it's just a motherfuckin' prank fire alarm.2020-06-14: ... An' he fuckin' tried to get away on HEELIES.2021-08-16: Some prince carry 'em to you on a fuckin' winged horse?2022-07-14: You can borrow Fuckface if you want.26
Sarah2010-11-08: Maybe I'd like people more if they didn't eat up all the zebra pudding before I got to the fucking dining hall.2011-01-17: Fuck off.2012-06-25: Congratulations on worming your way into a relationship based on a mutual revulsion against fuckin'.2012-09-07: Yeah, well, we'd better fucking hope you're RIGHT.2013-11-17: Damn fuck shit bitch ass c... ...ock2013-12-11: --if a boy looks like THAT, you FUCKIN' INTRODUCE ME.2013-12-12: His DNA has heretofore undiscovered nucleobases which help spell out "fuck me."2014-08-06: Can't you just fuckin' WALK like everybody else?2015-05-23: The fuck she does.2015-05-24: Fuck THAT noise.2015-05-24: Agh, fuckin' EMBARRASSING.2018-02-13: Hey, universe, fuck you.2018-09-19: Yeah, that's FUCKFACE.2018-09-19: You are never going to say "Fuckface," are you.2020-06-23: FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF2021-03-28: Don't do me any fucking favors.2021-08-30: For example, I wasn't prepared for Liz to be behind this door, and yet look how few fucks I give.2021-09-21: Are you going to shout "Shit yeah, fuck God, shitty shit" over and over in front of BECKY or DOROTHY?2021-09-28: Also, fuck you.2022-02-24: One: I love you and so I don't want you to bomb out of fucking college.2022-04-08: Hey, if you get DINA pissed off, you done fucked up.21
Walky2014-11-24: Never before has "I'm getting some soft serve" sounded so much like "fuck you."2017-04-01: "Fuck off" is "Yes, absolutely, totally" in Billie-ese.2019-03-25: Like, say, that ONE motherfucker.2020-03-25: Ow, fuck!2020-11-22: Anyway, please call me "Fuckdamn Cumshitter."2022-05-16: And only on occasion does she try to FUCK the flame.2022-08-12: CAN WE JUST PLEASE STOP BEING FUCKIN' SAD?!2022-08-13: Silence fuckin' SUCKS.2022-08-13: My fuckin' DORM ROOM.2022-08-13: FUCK OFF with your moments of silence.10
Mike2016-07-10: She also writes incredibly fucked-up fanfiction when she's in a TERRIBLE mood.2017-02-22: Fine, I'll let you in on my evil plan: I fucked Eric just to rub it in your face that despite me being an irredeemable one-dimensional troll of a non-person, I'm still more capable of finding joy than you.2018-08-03: When you're hot -- AND YOU ARE -- no one fucking cares.2018-08-06: Then you're in luck, 'cause I STILL don't want to hear you ramble on and on about fuckin' DINOBOT.2019-08-25: Oh, fuck no.2020-01-03: OPERATION: LURE ONE OF THESE GUYS OUT OF YOUR WAY AND INSULT HIS MUSTACHE is going fucking FANTASTICALLY, thank you very much.2020-01-03: Operation: Lure One Of These Guys Out Of Your Way And Insult His Mustache WAS going fucking fantastically, until you opened your BIG MOUTH.2020-01-07: I fucked your mom.2020-03-17: Amber, holy fuck.9
Ethan2014-06-09: She tells me about some girl but not that her evil fuck of a father is poking around?2015-07-25: I'm fuckin' GAY, all right?2016-05-16: OH GOD WE WOULD BE THE FUCKING WORST.2016-12-12: Oh my god, you are so FUCKING wrong about Transformers, you stupid piece of--2018-05-24: No, we are NOT FUCKING.2018-09-23: This twin brother gives you a version of your trauma that you can FUCK.2020-03-21: You two are fucking, aren't you.2020-07-09: But this SECOND time, yeah, STARTING to think the whole "held hostage" thing KINDA FUCKING BLOWS?2020-07-12: I'm kind of out of fucks today.9
Becky2015-03-15: You-- you should be f-FUCKING PISSED.2015-11-17: I'm gonna be a fuckin' SCIENTIST.2020-07-18: Well have a fuckin' blue ribbon.2021-10-10: Put it in a fuckin' APOLOGY PORTFOLIO?2022-02-11: HOLY f-FUCKIN' SHIT, Dina.2022-03-14: But mostly so long as I get to see you in that THAT top, there's no longer ANY room in my brain fer ANYFUCKIN'THING ELSE.2022-04-24: Dina an' I TOTES FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA EACH OTHER!2022-04-24: DAMN-FUCKING-STRAIGHT, WE'RE IN LOVE!2022-04-25: FUCK YEAH WE DID!9
Joe2011-02-08: FUCK!2011-02-09: FUCK!2017-08-15: So when I fuck up, yeah, I can fix things with goddamn DONUTS.2017-11-27: JOYCE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!2020-01-14: Yeah, well, when I get close to people, they tend to get fucked up.2020-01-23: ... y'know, fuck it.2021-06-20: God FUCKING dammit.2021-09-10: DUDE, you got the second-hottest girl at college to go FUCKIN' BONKERS for you, man.2021-10-02: Crafty fuckin' orb!9
Carla2016-07-19: I need you to FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA RUTH!2017-08-04: FUCK NO.2017-08-05: That's not even fuckin' FUNNY.2017-08-07: Yeah, that'll fuckin' go GREAT for me.2017-12-27: Malaya, I got a present for Fuckface!2018-10-06: PEOPLE blow, but I'd definitely fuck this MOMENT.2019-01-03: Fuckin' JESUS2021-06-08: Might as well be standing fuckin' still.8
Danny2014-02-03: Total fuckwad.2014-04-24: Stay the FUCK away from Amazi-Girl.2016-05-17: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, that would be GODDAMNED EVIL.2022-10-02: Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy, bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy4
Naomi2013-09-04: ... You FUCK HER, Ethan.2013-09-04: You fuck her AS SOON AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN, over and over and OVER.2013-09-05: FUCK HER BRAINS OUT.3
Dina2015-12-03: I have not yet heard any "shit"s or "fuck"s from her.2022-04-25: BECKY AND I TOTES FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!2022-05-16: BECKY and I have fucked!3
Booster2022-09-15: You yourself pointed out that I'm into people who're "fucked up in the head."2022-09-16: Maybe the BEING fucked up is what renders you hot, potato or no.2
Dorothy2017-02-03: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP THINKING I'M FUCKING PERFECT?!2022-09-17: It's actually much harder when YOU'RE the one who's actually fucking DOING it.2
Ryan2011-10-13: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU ALONE FOR FUCKING FOREVER.2011-10-13: WE ARE GOING IN THERE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING TEASE.2
Anna2017-10-08: Yeah, fuck his fake-ass ass.1
Nash2017-09-24: Ehh, I GUESS we'll miss Ol' Fuckface.1
omniscient freshperson§2022-10-17: Fuck off!1
Stacy2017-11-07: Fine, but wait until after that boy's parents stop suing us, because Richard is a doctor and we are FUCKING BROKE.1
Carol2020-07-21: What more do you fucking WANT?1
Leslie2017-06-11: It's been a VERY LONG WHILE, but I'm PRETTY sure "Highway to Heaven" wasn't about an angel trying to get two women to fuck.1
Jason2021-06-03: Anybody who doesn't understand that can back the fuck off.1
Roz2016-08-26: I am fucking MAGNETO.1
douchebro mook†2014-12-23: What the FUCK, dude?1
Char2012-08-08: Get the fuck OUT of here.1
Dana2012-08-20: I got a LIST of shit I want, and my MOM'S at the fuckin' TOP of it.1
Marcie2015-06-15: 1
Mary2016-05-31: Your stupid goddamn machine only spells out your fucking NAME?!1
Raidah2017-01-27: IF you cheated, A) fuck you, and B) whoops guess I deserved better all along.1
Blaine2013-08-17: You don't have the fucking GALL.1
Rachel2017-05-23: So I, a human being in the middle of going outside to smell the autumn leaves, wanted to know how much a stranger wanted to fuck her.1
Everyone but Billie‡253
Normalized for Appearances (to November 25th, 2022)
douchebro mook†1/1
omniscient freshperson§1/1
Naomi3/9
Malaya26/96
Dana1/6
Anna1/10
Sal57/598
Billie‡75/790
Char1/16
Ruth30/504
Ryan2/35
Stacy1/19
Amber33/674
Carla8/173
Nash1/24
Booster2/52
Amber/Amazi-Girl*33/862
Sarah21/586
Mike9/264
Ethan9/384
Carol1/43
Joe9/436
Rachel1/54
Raidah1/60
Becky9/712
Marcie1/93
Walky10/957
Blaine1/101
Jason1/111
Mary1/114
Danny4/477
Roz1/128
Leslie1/162
Dina3/522
Dorothy2/863

* "Amber/Amazi-Girl" includes all of Amber's appearances. "Amber" includes only her appearances in her civilian identity. She has not, to date, dropped an F-bomb as Amazi-Girl.

† This is some random nameless mook who appeared in only one strip; long enough to harass a lady, drop an F-bomb, and get his face kicked in by Amazi-Girl.

‡ Including "Jennifer"... because, seriously, I've known her as "Billie" for twenty years, it's too late to change now.

§ Some random freshperson who is 18 and so knows everything.