F-Bomb Count (to August 25th, 2019)
Billie2010-09-28: Fuck if I know!2010-12-27: THAT IS A DIRTY, RETARDED LITTLE FREAK WHO I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH OH MY GOD COLLEGE IS STUPID ENOUGH WITHOUT HIM FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR ME I'M GONNA S... HIS SCRAWNY LITTLE ...NECK!2010-12-31: Who the HELL does Ruth think she is, some kind of fuckin' SUPERVILLAIN?2011-07-06: OUR ROOMMATE AGREEMENT WILL REQUIRE THE USE OF FUCKIN' DOORS, DO YOU HEAR ME?2011-07-25: I NEEDED YOU TO SIGN OUR FUCKING ROOMMATE AGREEMENT.2011-11-23: Walky, everything's fuckin' CARTOONS with you.2012-02-02: Because I'm a SERIOUS journalist, I paid forty bucks for a real fuckin' PROFESSIONAL tape recorder.2012-03-28: Though if he didn't, I'd introduce him to this boy who wouldn't fuck me yesterday.2012-04-10: A motherfuckin' BYLINE.2012-04-26: It's not my fault my contacts broke right before move-in day, but those fuckin' cheerleaders JUDGED me!2012-04-27: Well, fuck you, I'm EARNING that story BACK!2012-07-10: For fuck's SAKE, Walky, do you NEVER want to snag Dorothy?2013-01-31: What the FUCK is our problem?2013-01-31: Everything's changed and it would be nice if you could help establish some FUCKING STABILITY.2013-02-04: FUCK OFF!2013-03-15: Fuckin' SURPRISE.2013-04-30: A buttload of FUCKIN' SNAPPLE.2013-06-06: Fuck it.2013-06-10: ... Yeah, so when the pot calls the kettle black, the kettle's still fuckin' BLACK.2013-07-08: FUCK no.2014-03-29: Ruth is finally leaving you the fuck alone.2014-06-23: Maybe at COLLEGE I'm a fuckin' useless NOBODY whose ONLY social victory in nearly a month is getting Walky with Dorothy.2014-06-24: I thought I'd have this place EATING OUT of my fucking HAND, but do you see ANYONE lining up at my door?2014-06-27: COAS 122 -- FUCK EVERYTHING AND THE HORSE IT CAME IN ON.2014-07-27: Okay, WHY are there fuckin' penises drawn on everywhere?2014-08-12: Oh my God, this is so AMAZING, you have NO FUCKIN' CLUE.2014-08-14: Yeah, well, I'm pretty fuckin' sure I DON'T.2014-08-27: No, FUCK THAT.2014-10-12: I may be kind of a fuckup with everything else... but this, right here, between us, I think I can actually do.2014-11-10: F-FUCK YOU.2015-05-16: That shit's gonna have NO alcohol and NO boys who'll fuck me.2015-06-20: I've been fuckin' generous!2015-07-02: That dude slipped a roofie into her motherfuckin' SIERRA MIST.2015-12-27: I'm a bull in a fucking china shop.2016-02-22: FUCK YOU for saying I'm abandoning you.2016-02-22: And FUCK YOU for knowing that neither of us really believes that and how difficult this is for both of us, yet saying it anyway.2016-03-06: I'm WORKING on it, you nosy fucking JACKASS.2016-06-22: For fuck's sake, keep it DOWN.2016-07-20: Carla, what the FUCKING FUCK?!2016-07-20: Carla, what the FUCKING FUCK?!2016-07-20: Sure, and I'm NOT FUCKING RUTH, so let's keep our respective stories STRAIGHT.2016-08-16: That wasn't fuckin' FUNNY, Carla.2016-10-30: She still could depend on her motherfucking SPITE.2016-11-01: Do you think I have fucks left to give?2016-11-16: You can't STOP me from seeing her, and I will cut through EVERY PERSON HERE like they're fucking CARDBOARD STANDEES, so you might as well take the EASY ROUTE and--2017-02-12: I think it's utterly fuckin' ridiculous that anyone's even ENTERTAINING the idea of some freshman for R.A.2017-03-21: And you leave her the FUCK alone, or I won't pull my punches next time.2017-04-01: Fuck off2017-05-22: Both meanings of "funk" derive from the Old French world "fungiere," which means "to smoke," you FUCKING DINGUS.2018-06-04: You fucked a student, sir.2018-06-06: Jesus fuck, who's going to show up next, my goddamned grandma?2018-06-18: Somebody fucked 'im for better grades.2018-09-25: Walky, the FUCK are you doing here in FOREST QUAD?2018-09-28: I've got a platitude: GET OFF MY BED, YOU FUCKING NERD.2019-06-10: My first interview question is DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING SUBTLE BONE IN YOUR ENTIRE BODY.2019-07-26: You stupid MOTHERFUCKER.2019-08-08: You know, this time you ALMOST fucking HAD me.2019-08-10: MOTHERFUCKER!58
Sal2011-11-07: Oh, FUCK YOU!2013-10-20: You FUCKIN'--2013-10-20: It fuckin' STARTED the day we were BORN and you came out WHITER.2013-10-28: Own the FUCK out of it.2013-10-28: Motorcycles are for people who can say "fuck."2013-11-27: DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' SALLY TO YOU?2014-01-29: Just give me what I fuckin' want.2014-02-22: Don't you fuckin' DARE--.2014-02-22: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ... FUCK FUCK FUCK ...CK FUCK F... ...CK F... ...CK ...UCK ...FUCK F... ...CK ...CK FUCK FU... FUCK F... ...UCK F... ...UCK F... FUCK F... FU... FU... F... FUCK F...2014-02-22: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ... FUCK FUCK FUCK ...CK FUCK F... ...CK F... ...CK ...UCK ...FUCK F... ...CK ...CK FUCK FU... FUCK F... ...UCK F... ...UCK F... FUCK F... FU... FU... F... 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FUCK F...2014-09-27: Ah can fuckin' SKATE.2015-01-21: 'specially THAT girl, in case you've fuckin' FORGOTTEN, you idiot.2015-02-25: FUCK YOU.2015-08-21: Tell Billie she was right an' also "fuck you, wise ass."2016-07-20: Ah ain't fuckin' AMAZI-GIRL!2018-03-02: Fuck me, you still live here.2018-09-08: Fuckface.2018-11-17: YOU STABBED ME IN THE FUCKIN' HAND WHILE I WAS RESTRAINED.2019-05-03: Fuck off.2019-05-03: I SAID FUCK OFF!47
Malaya2014-05-15: She's fuckin' TINY and there's FOUR of us.2015-06-12: The FUCK you ask me here for, if it's just to say that shit?2015-06-13: Hangin' out with DIPSHIT SALLY THE OVERRATED MOTORCYCLE BIMBO is such a fuckin' HONOR!2015-06-13: FUCK YOU!2015-06-14: I was fuckin' KICKIN' HER ASS.2016-04-18: ... Fuck if I know.2017-09-09: So she's the one you were fucking, right?2017-10-02: His name is FUCKFACE.2017-12-26: It's Fuckface's HEAT LAMP, jeez.2017-12-27: Fuckface is a SECRET pet.2018-03-02: Fuck me, it's still Tuesday.2018-03-25: God, Sal, I was just tryin' to be fuckin' friendly, okay?2018-03-26: He's a fuckin' LEGEND.2018-10-26: Hey, Fuckface.2018-10-26: And hey, fuckfaces.2018-10-26: Um, yeah, so Fuckface can step across to my head.2019-01-25: No, she's not even fuckin' HERE.2019-07-02: Can't even just come out an' say, "Hey, you're hot, let's fuck."2019-07-15: ... for FUCK'S SAKE, Sal, stop buyin' your OWN PRESS.2019-07-15: She loves you for who you've always fuckin' BEEN.2019-07-17: Jesus, Sal, for the last time I'm not gonna fuck you.2019-10-17: I'm so fuckin' WISE now.22
Ruth2010-10-01: That is because I will FUCK YOU UP.2011-03-10: They know I run a TIGHT FUCKIN' SHIP up here.2014-03-27: He musta really set SOME crazy animal the fuck off.2014-07-21: Billie, we've already established you are a FUCKING LIAR, remember?2014-07-23: You're a FUCKIN' HERO.2014-10-14: The "not ever leaving" thing was never fucking LITERAL, you know?2014-11-10: FUCK YOU FIRST.2014-12-07: I have since this fuckin' AFTERNOON.2015-07-07: Don't fuckin' flatter yourself.2015-12-29: Putting together a motherfucking SCRAPBOOK?2016-01-20: Oh, I GUARANTEE you that was the calm before the motherfucking STORM.2016-02-08: It's a good thing our relationship is based in anger, because there's always more fucking KINDLING.2016-02-10: ... Fuckshit.2016-10-10: If I say that's a really fucking stupid thing to suggest, will you tell me I'm fired?2017-03-15: Once this is FINALLY FUCKING OVER WITH, I can begin the NEXT chapter in my life where I continue to fight my urge to stab every living person in the face.2017-04-27: ... ah, fuck.2017-05-26: Best I can, using the fucked brain I got, I'm going to do better.2017-07-11: Just let me lie here for one motherfucking second.2017-11-30: I just didn't want to miss seeing a fucked-up toe.2018-02-01: MOTHERFUCKING RED WINGS!2018-08-20: FUCK!21
Amber2013-02-13: There's enough RAM slots in that fucker to power the PENTAGON.2013-03-21: Ethan, what the FLYING FUCK is going on here?2013-03-21: ... You're fuckin' coming OUTSIDE with me to EXPLAIN YOURSELF, jerkwad.2013-06-01: This is Batgirl written by motherfuckin' GAIL SIMONE.2013-08-18: I'm not ENOUGH like my mother, you fucking gorilla.2013-12-14: THE FUCK IT IS!2015-09-20: I'M GOING TO OPEN UP THIS FUCKING ROBOT NOW.2015-12-11: I gave you the SIMPLEST fucking instructions, you STUPID piece of--2016-10-19: SNORLAX, so shut the fuck up.2017-02-15: It's scary as FUCK to me that I might be corrupting the only good part of me I have.2017-03-09: Are you fucking JOKING with me?2017-03-09: Insofar that he'll fuck anyone, if only to piss somebody somewhere off.2017-03-09: Is he being nice to you so you want to fuck him?2017-07-24: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MOM.2017-11-10: Yeah, but for the PAST FEW DAYS I've been having TROUBLE fuckin' GIVING A SHIT.2017-12-23: Why do I even fucking wear this mask?!2017-12-24: Because we see each other around ALL THE FUCKING TIME!2018-02-07: What I think is I can't decide if your kink is super vanilla or the sickest fuckin' shit.2018-05-23: You two are fucking, aren't you.2018-09-11: Kinda thought maybe we'd do fuck-all but play video games until one of us has to go to class.2019-02-04: By now, who DOESN'T fucking know?21
Sarah2010-11-08: Maybe I'd like people more if they didn't eat up all the zebra pudding before I got to the fucking dining hall.2011-01-17: Fuck off.2012-06-25: Congratulations on worming your way into a relationship based on a mutual revulsion against fuckin'.2012-09-07: Yeah, well, we'd better fucking hope you're RIGHT.2013-11-17: Damn fuck shit bitch ass c... ...ock2013-12-11: --if a boy looks like THAT, you FUCKIN' INTRODUCE ME.2013-12-12: His DNA has heretofore undiscovered nucleobases which help spell out "fuck me."2014-08-06: Can't you just fuckin' WALK like everybody else?2015-05-23: The fuck she does.2015-05-24: Fuck THAT noise.2015-05-24: Agh, fuckin' EMBARRASSING.2018-02-13: Hey, universe, fuck you.2018-09-19: Yeah, that's FUCKFACE.2018-09-19: You are never going to say "Fuckface," are you.14
Carla2016-07-19: I need you to FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA RUTH!2017-08-04: FUCK NO.2017-08-05: That's not even fuckin' FUNNY.2017-08-07: Yeah, that'll fuckin' go GREAT for me.2017-12-27: Malaya, I got a present for Fuckface!2018-10-06: PEOPLE blow, but I'd definitely fuck this MOMENT.2019-01-03: Fuckin' JESUS7
Ethan2014-06-09: She tells me about some girl but not that her evil fuck of a father is poking around?2015-07-25: I'm fuckin' GAY, all right?2016-05-16: OH GOD WE WOULD BE THE FUCKING WORST.2016-12-12: Oh my god, you are so FUCKING wrong about Transformers, you stupid piece of--2018-05-24: No, we are NOT FUCKING.2018-09-23: This twin brother gives you a version of your trauma that you can FUCK.6
Mike2016-07-10: She also writes incredibly fucked-up fanfiction when she's in a TERRIBLE mood.2017-02-22: Fine, I'll let you in on my evil plan: I fucked Eric just to rub it in your face that despite me being an irredeemable one-dimensional troll of a non-person, I'm still more capable of finding joy than you.2018-08-03: When you're hot -- AND YOU ARE -- no one fucking cares.2018-08-06: Then you're in luck, 'cause I STILL don't want to hear you ramble on and on about fuckin' DINOBOT.2019-08-25: Oh, fuck no.5
Joe2011-02-08: FUCK!2011-02-09: FUCK!2017-08-15: So when I fuck up, yeah, I can fix things with goddamn DONUTS.2017-11-27: JOYCE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!4
Danny2014-02-03: Total fuckwad.2014-04-24: Stay the FUCK away from Amazi-Girl.2016-05-17: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, that would be GODDAMNED EVIL.3
Walky‡2014-11-24: Never before has "I'm getting some soft serve" sounded so much like "fuck you."2017-04-01: "Fuck off" is "Yes, absolutely, totally" in Billie-ese.2019-03-25: Like, say, that ONE motherfucker.3
Naomi2013-09-04: ... You FUCK HER, Ethan.2013-09-04: You fuck her AS SOON AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN, over and over and OVER.2013-09-05: FUCK HER BRAINS OUT.3
Ryan2011-10-13: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU ALONE FOR FUCKING FOREVER.2011-10-13: WE ARE GOING IN THERE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING TEASE.2
Becky2015-03-15: You-- you should be f-FUCKING PISSED.2015-11-17: I'm gonna be a fuckin' SCIENTIST.2
Anna2017-10-08: Yeah, fuck his fake-ass ass.1
Stacy2017-11-07: Fine, but wait until after that boy's parents stop suing us, because Richard is a doctor and we are FUCKING BROKE.1
Dorothy2017-02-03: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP THINKING I'M FUCKING PERFECT?!1
Rachel2017-05-23: So I, a human being in the middle of going outside to smell the autumn leaves, wanted to know how much a stranger wanted to fuck her.1
Raidah2017-01-27: IF you cheated, A) fuck you, and B) whoops guess I deserved better all along.1
Leslie2017-06-11: It's been a VERY LONG WHILE, but I'm PRETTY sure "Highway to Heaven" wasn't about an angel trying to get two women to fuck.1
Nash2017-09-24: Ehh, I GUESS we'll miss Ol' Fuckface.1
Char2012-08-08: Get the fuck OUT of here.1
Dana2012-08-20: I got a LIST of shit I want, and my MOM'S at the fuckin' TOP of it.1
Blaine2013-08-17: You don't have the fucking GALL.1
douchebro mook†2014-12-23: What the FUCK, dude?1
Marcie2015-06-15: 1
Mary2016-05-31: Your stupid goddamn machine only spells out your fucking NAME?!1
Dina2015-12-03: I have not yet heard any "shit"s or "fuck"s from her.1
Roz2016-08-26: I am fucking MAGNETO.1
Everyone but Billie175
Normalized for Appearances (to August 25th, 2019)
douchebro mook†1/1
Naomi3/9
Malaya22/81
Dana1/6
Sal47/439
Anna1/10
Billie58/649
Char1/15
Nash1/15
Stacy1/16
Ryan2/35
Ruth21/368
Carla7/138
Amber21/466
Sarah14/367
Amber/Amazi-Girl*21/617
Mike5/203
Raidah1/43
Blaine1/48
Rachel1/49
Ethan6/323
Joe4/286
Marcie1/91
Mary1/98
Roz1/112
Leslie1/124
Danny3/385
Becky2/404
Walky‡3/733
Dina1/313
Dorothy1/632

* "Amber/Amazi-Girl" includes all of Amber's appearances. "Amber" includes only her appearances in her civilian identity. She has not, to date, dropped an F-bomb as Amazi-Girl.

† This is some random nameless mook who appeared in only one strip; long enough to harass a lady, drop an F-bomb, and get his face kicked in by Amazi-Girl.

‡ Including appearances as Reginald, Duke of Thingley. He has not, to date, dropped an F-bomb as His Grace.