Here is how one can commit the ritual. Now, as you all know, the Discordian Holiday we all know as Fuuta Buuta Ten* is coming on February 13th. I hope you've all bought your gourds early this year!
So, on this most holiest of days, I urge you all to buy gelatin or pudding, or some other manner of sloppy, edible substance, and prepare it. Make sure you have a little serving for each member of your cabal (yes, this is usually one, but this time, invite your pets). Now, set the table, with a serving in front of each member.
The ritual master recites:
Agh agh agh! To thee we sing, oh masters of
nothing, lords of even less, and to the princes of
not-quite-much-at-all. May your disorder long reign, and may the pattern
not get too harrowing, for thine is the ones what does that stuff that
makes us all funky.
Then, the ritual master spins, and recites:
Foo foo foo! To thee we
sing, oh makers of symmetry and framers of might. May long your order
fit the universe all snug into a box, and may not the mess get too macho
on your punk asses, for thine is the the ones that does the stuff that
makes stuff all organized.
Then, all present eat their servings of schtuff without utensils, for such is the way of our ancestors, the Ods, and do not wipe off their mouths for 23 hours, for such is the dedication (or not) of a Discordian.
Then, the ritual master and all present laugh hilariously, and pray as
such:
Shof shof shof, we have fooled you yet again, order and disorder,
pattern and mess, for thine are all but the limbs of the true force,
Eris, Goddess of Chaos and schtuff. Long live Eris!
Then, everyone should run real fast, cause order and disorder will be really pissy. Long live the Legacy of the Ods! The End!
-Prostheticus
* (Fuuta Buuta Ten means 'four plus ten' and it is celebrated on the 13th which falls on a Friday. This happens about once a year or so. So, why is it celebrated on the 13th yet named after 14? Because one plus four equals, you guessed it, five.)