- How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One. He holds the lightbulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
- How many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None. Dwarves can see fine in the dark.
- How many orks does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Twenty-one. One to hold the lightbulb, and twenty to turn the house.
- How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Two. One to hold the lightbulb, and one to turn the house.
- How many mages does it take to change a lightbulb?
- What do you want it changed into?
- How many riggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- The rigger just thinks about it, and the lightbulb changes itself.
- How many deckers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- In theory, one. He just slips a work order into the top of building maintenance's queue.
- But in practice, he never notices it burned out.
- How many Aztechnology execs does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One. Plus twenty blood sacrifices.
- How many Renraku execs does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None. He just leaves it a haiku expressing his disappointment with its failure, and it's expected to do the right thing on its own.
- How many trolls can you fit in a Jackrabbit?
- Four. Two in the front seat, two in the back seat.
- How do you know when there's a troll in the fridge?
- There are footprints in the butter.
- How do you know there are two trolls in the fridge?
- You can hear them giggling in the back.
- How do you know there three trolls in the fridge?
- The door won't close.
- How do you know there are four trolls in the fridge?
- There's a Jackrabbit parked in the kitchen.