Back to my Discordian home page1. Is there a FAQ for this newsgroup?
Yes. In fact, there are five. This is one of them. Another is buried in my backyard. One can be assembled by putting together every 5th letter of every 23rd word in a Gideon's bible. A bum in Rochester, New York, carries one in the pocket of his coat. And the fifth one is incribed on your pineal gland. Believe none of them save the one in your pineal gland. *Especially* not this one.
2. What is alt.discordia, anyway?
It's a Denny's. But without food.* Or not.
3. Can you send me a copy of the Anarchists' Cookbook?
Yes. But I'm not going to. Perhaps you'd like a nice copy of the Principia Discordia instead?
4. Who's this Eris chick you're always talking about?
She is the one who causes wild animals to howl in the night. She is the one who inspires artists and children to happy insanity. She is the one who takes as her tribute the one sock that always goes missing in the wash. She is the wolf in the fold; she is the sheep in the boardroom.
She is Eris Kallisti Discordia.
5. Does North Dakota really exist?
No. It's a small example of the work of The Conspiracy. The Canadian government knows the truth. Ask them about it. They'll deny it... as would be expected...
This update written on this 60th day of Aftermath, in the year 3162 of the POEE reckoning, by the hand of the Cat Who Walks By Himself, Episkopos of the Coaxial Cabal, Marquis of the Upper Atmosphere, Keeper of the Universal Exit Sign, et cetera. If anyone should have anything to add, send it to me, or write your own damned FAQ. We need at least four more.
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